GIVE THIS A LITTLE READ WHY DON'T YOU?

Well hey there, I'm Samuel Carpenter, and this is my website. On this site I shall be posting my projects, from their beginning to their natural conclusion. I shall also be commenting on and explaining how I make what I make. So with that sanctimonious crap out the way, please enjoy your stay here, before realizing you want to kill yourself having seen the monstrosities I have created.